Dave

Full name: David Colm Mullan

Age: 38

Nationality: Irish

Place of residence: Dublin

Marital status: In the (very long) process of divorce

Occupation: Account Manager specialising in technology financing

Favourite food: Lamb vindaloo, Mam’s shepherd’s pie, Eton mess (but not the way Clare makes it: with actual cream, not fuckin’ yoghurt).

Desert Island Disc & book: Radiohead, OK Computer. Book? The first, last and possibly only time I’ve ever read anything for pleasure was when I was about 14 and someone lent me Jonathan Livingston Seagull.

Favourite place: Inishmore in the Aran Islands

Worst fear: Anything happening to my kids. Being old and frail and not being able to play rugby or… do other stuff.

Most hated list:  Soccer, bureaucracy, the Human Dignity Alliance, light beer, quinoa.

Epitaph: “Tried, didn’t always convert, but when the whistle blew for full-time, he had no regrets.”