Dinah

Full name: Dinah Hero Anastasia De La Pole Lovelace

Age: 21

Nationality: Citizen of the World.

Place of residence: Hmm…Can I get back to you on that?

Marital status: Partnered

Occupation: Classics Student at King’s College, Cambridge

Favourite food: Veggie lasagne; red velvet cupcakes.

Desert Island Disc & book: Cocteau Twins, Head Over Heels. Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar.

Favourite place: The Botanic Gardens at Cambridge.

Worst fear: That I’m right about everything and everyone.

Most hated list: The Tories, obviously. The word ‘chav,’ and any other terminology that demonises entire socio-economic categories. (Did Portia put chavs on her hate list? I bet she did.)

Epitaph: “I think there’s been a mix-up: I’m not supposed to be here.”