Nigel

Full name: Nigel Roderick Lovelace

Age: 76

Nationality: British English

Place of residence: London and Sudbury, Suffolk

Marital status: Married

Occupation: Retired; former Chairman of the Bennett’s retail group

Favourite food: Steak and kidney pudding, spotted dick and custard.

Desert Island Disc & book: Sarah Vaughan, After Hours. Richard Holmes, Wellington: The Iron Duke, or Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

Favourite place: Framlingham Castle in Suffolk.

Worst fear: Labour getting in again.

Most hated list: Armchair liberals; liberals in general. Chelsea F.C. Guardian and Independent readers. Anything woke. The word ‘woke,’ other than as the past tense of wake. Veganism. Sushi; any cold/raw food. The Congestion Charge. That appalling Swedish brat who’s always whingeing about climate change. BBC2. Milton Keynes.

Epitaph: “Self-made man. Devoted husband. Fervent patriot.”