Portia

Full name: Portia Violet Honoria De La Pole Lovelace

Age: 29

Nationality: British

Place of residence: London. Obviously.

Marital status: Single

Occupation: Communications Consultant

Favourite food: ?

Desert Island Disc & book: London Grammar, If You Wait. I’m not much of a reader.

Favourite place: The Varua Te Ora Polynesian Spa, Teti’aroa, French Polynesia

Worst fear: Carbs

Most hated list: Chavs, roadmen, plebs, prols, fat people, polyester.

Epitaph: “Strove to be the best possible version of herself.”